Live Strong Wrist Bands 

Why you annoy me:

• You started as an honest way to raise money for a good cause and are now a required fashion trend for people who care what Abercrombie employees look like.
• Knock off versions of you are being sold to capitalize on this trend and no money from those are going to cancer.
• You represent an ostentatious display of charity.  This is very annoying to those who donate to charity anonymously.
• Lance Armstrong is very annoying.
• You are worn by the very annoying Carson Daily.
• You contribute to making bad people feel good about their lives.
• There will no doubt be an accounting scandal over these, which will give the annoying Bill O’Reilly a reason to talk again.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• You may actually contribute to a cure for cancer.
• Your bright yellow color makes it easy to spot shallow people in any social setting.
• You will be forgotten in 2006.
• You will be a 25 second nostalgia feature in "I Love the 2000’s Reloaded."
• You have thankfully distracted everyone from buying bright yellow “Support the Troops” car magnets.