Scion xB 

 Why you annoy me:

• Your box-like design is completely ridiculous.  We laughed at the Honda Element.  Apparently Toyota didn’t learn from Honda’s mistake and decided the market was ripe for a square shaped car.
• I once heard someone refer to the xB as a “mini-Hummer.”  I almost died laughing at this person.
• You are supposed to appeal to teenagers and 20 somethings.  This leads me to conclude that you have nothing but contempt for that demographic and you show it by continually insulting its intelligence.
• You come in a completely awful metallic orange color that I am shocked anyone even would consider buying.
• Not only do total idiots seem to buy you, but you are even customized by some people.  To rice out a car was a joke before, but to rice out a cube on wheels just makes me sad.
• You are owned, exclusively, by total fucking morons.

Possible mitigating factors:

• You are cheap.  It’s nice that they are starting to make aggressively priced cars for young people.  It’s sad that they make them look like garbage.
• Like other things on this site, you are a great litmus test for idiocy.  If I see someone driving on of these horrendous vehicles I don’t have to wonder if they are Down with the Syndrome: It is self-evident.
• Thankfully, most people realize what a mess you are and you are not popular. 
• The joy I get from making fun of you almost outweighs the sadness in my heart I get from knowing you exist.