New Age Bullshit 

Why you annoy me:

• Your followers believe in things that are scientifically ridiculous, like spirit worlds, mystical energy, mana, chi, pagan gods, horoscopy, tarot cards and other esoteric concepts that have no basis in reality.
• You make ridiculous amounts of money by selling books on those aforementioned ridiculous topics.
• You make money by selling even more ridiculous power crystals, magnetic healing jewelry and other assorted paraphernalia, none of which has any scientific medicinal value beyond placebo.
• People that buy your BS tend to also believe in UFOs and alien visitors to Earth, both of which are impossibly annoying along with the people who believe in it.
• People that buy your BS tend to also believe that the City of Atlantis was a historically real place that in ancient times was inhabited by a technologically advanced race of super humans.  This belief is painfully wrong and annoying.
• Many of your followers are annoying Wiccans who are one step below Goths.  I didn’t know it was actually possible to get below Goths, thanks for making it clear.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Your beliefs exclusively attract gullible, poorly educated people and thus I don’t have to worry about taking any of your followers seriously.  If I had to evaluate each idiot wearing a power crystal as an individual before I passed judgment, it would take me forever.  Thanks for being an expedient if nothing else.
• With the exception of horoscopy, none of your ideas have any mainstream acceptance, so I’m not burdened with being surrounded by people channeling their spirit-animal all day.
• Someday Oprah will go off the air, thus charlatan psychics like Sylvia Browne and other various crystal peddlers will have no venue to pimp their wares to a mass market.  That will be a happy day indeed.