Horse Racing 

 Why you annoy me:

• There is no point to this boring sport.  Who is competing?  Horses.  Do the horses enjoy it?  Doubtful.  Are people entertained by watching horses race?  No.  They get the thrill from gambling.  Divorce gambling from horse racing and watch people stop caring instantly.
• As stated above, you promote gambling.  Gambling is a bad habit and people would be far better off if they didn’t do it.
• You have been the source of bad movies.  Name one movie about horse racing that was good.  Point: proven.
• Horses are outdated.  They serve no purpose to humans.  At least cows and chickens are delicious.  At least dogs and cats provide companionship.  Show me a horse owner who claims they get companionship from their horse and I’ll show you an idiot.
• I’d rather watch bicycle racing than horse racing, and that is saying a lot.
• Your sport is almost entirely corrupt.
• Hasn’t been cool since they stopped chariot racing.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Significantly less fruity than horse jumping, which while more dangerous is somehow incredibly awful.
• People who get excited by the Kentucky Derbie are obvious idiots.  Yet another litmus test for worthless people.
• As stated above, chariot racing was cool.  If they brought it back horse racing would be cool again.