Creationism

Why you annoy me:

• You think the Earth is 6,000 years old.
• You don’t accept the laws of physics and chemistry valid.  You don’t recognize physiology, geology, history, anthropology, paleontology, linguistics, zoology or meteorology as valid areas of study, to name only a few.
• You don’t understand the process of the scientific method.
• You created something called “creation-science” which is the biggest oxymoron ever.  Here is a quick and dirty lesson: in real science the scientists reaches his conclusion AFTER he sees the facts and experiments.  “Creation-scientists” already know the conclusion they want BEFORE they even see a single piece of evidence.  That’s not science.  Also, any scientific finding is falsifiable if new evidence comes forward.  No matter what evidence is ever discovered Creation-scientists will never change their conclusion.  Sure, they may change the way they build their house of cards to reach that conclusion, but the conclusion won’t change.  Unbeatable conclusions are dogma, not science.
• You are so shockingly wrong and ignorant about this issue it makes me think that everything else you say is equally retarded.  The net effect is that I cannot take a creationist seriously in any context.
• Your constant attempts to be taught in schools as a legitimate scientific theory is absurd, for reasons I detailed above, but the perseverance with which you pursue it annoys me immeasurably.
• You are pushed for most often by ill-educated adult children.  Even the most educated among you have the academic integrity of one Alexander Chiu.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Your numbers are dwindling.  While I’m sure I’ll never be rid of you, your herd is thinning rapidly due to the obvious (to any rational person) flaws in your thinking.
• You are a perfect litmus test for figuring out if I respect a person or not.  If you didn’t exist, I would have to use a less perfect method of detecting complete idiots.
• You haven’t won a major court decision in your favor in decades.  This is possibly due to the fact that even the most conservative higher court judge is an educated person.
• The amount of joy I get from ridiculing you may actually be greater than the pain and sadness your very presence causes me.