Cigarettes

Why you annoy me:

• You are gross.  Anyone who smokes you is gross.  You are one of the few things that would make an otherwise normal person turn into a second class citizen.
• Second hand smoke is incredibly annoying.
• Smokers bring up everyone else’s insurance premiums.
• Smoking is an extraordinary waste of money.  A significant amount of this nation’s money goes to buying cigarettes, or for medical bills for smokers.  There are significantly better things that could be done instead.
• You ruin so many otherwise attractive girls.  Very few non-smoking guys will put up with a woman who smokes for long.  It’s a deal breaker.
• You aren’t universally banned in restaurants.  That blows my mind.  Who wants to eat food and then have to put up with someone else’s second hand smoke?  It ruins your meal that you just paid a lot of money for.
• You ruin the resale value of otherwise good used cars.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Smoking makes you look cool and die young, which are both very tough.
• Smokers are looked upon as second class citizens- with good reason- and universally despised by normal humans.
• You numbers are thankfully declining.

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