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Oh no.  Someone told DA ONE AND ONLY LIP MONSTER that making that awful face with her lips was good looking, so she opted to feature it in all of her photos.  Good move.  I'm going to make this brief, mostly because I don't want to look at this person for any longer than I have to. 

This person got a 6.6.  I wonder how many 10's she voted for herself to get her there.  Regardless, this is a tragedy.

This girl is significantly below the average girl in her demographic.  She is overweight (clearly) and has the worst hair I've ever seen on someone who hasn't been dead for a few days, though being a bloated corpse found floating on a river would explain her complexion and her face in the bottom right corner, along with the tongue out thing.  Maybe I'm onto something.

Well, her facial bone structure is simply terrible.  She has a literally FLAT face.  I can't explain what that means because I've never seen anything like that before and haven't fully thought out the implications.  There is something seriously wrong with her forehead, something non-surgically fixable, so I have to put her way low relative to every first world woman.

Relative to me, I think its pretty safe to say I'm better looking than her.

Her final score: 2.32.  This is the lowest rating I've given out.  Check out my rating guide to see a description of what a "2" means.  I think its fair.


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