"Tiffany"
 

Shhhhhhh, be quiet, this disaster has something profound to say!  Who wants to bet it involves her black boyfriend not waking her dad as he sneaks out of the house at 2am?

Where to start?  As always, with why HoN sucks.  You can easily see why the chronic masturbators of the world rated her so highly, she is blonde, wearing slutty eye makeup and not technically obese.  That alone on hot or not is good enough for a 9.  Anyone but me ready to call BS?

Ok, her flaws from the top down.  What makes her so bad is that all her "assets" that the HoN raters value are actually negatives.  For starters, she is not a natural blonde and her hair cut is quite dated.  Continuing with the hair, its frizzy and she has split ends.  I'm a firm believer that people only post the absolute best picture of themselves online, so you can assume that's the BEST her hair every looked.  If I was dating, which I wouldn't ever do in reality, I would encourage her to spend the extra money on a good salon and higher end hair care products.

Moving right along, her eye make up is overdone, she just looks slutty.  Now this isn't a big deal one way or the other, except she is wearing a t-shirt.  Sorry, the overdone eye make up combined with underdone clothing is trashy and shows she is low class.  The pros to this is that you could take her to Arby's on your first date and she would be totally stoked.

Her nose isn't horrible, it actually fits her face decently.  Problem is, the reason it fits well is because she has fat cheeks.  I'm certain she would be valuable to have around during the winter when she can pull an almond out of her cheeks and have something to eat, but right now its just kinda gross.  If she had high cheek bones with no baby fat on them her nose would be a lot worse.

She has stubby fingers and man hands.  I'm sorry, I'm partial to women whose hands resemble a woman's hands.

She has a fat neck.

One quality that HoN likes are sensual, full lips.  There is, however, a difference between full lips and fat lips.  She has the fat kind.  Don't believe me?  Look at the area below and to the right of her bottom lip.  That is a fat deposit and indicative of an unhealthy diet and gross body.  Let's take a closer look.

Ok, enough pointing out the obvious.  Onto her rating.

Relative to me, me being a 5, I gave her a three.  I'm better looking and in better shape than her.

Verses the girls in her demographic, I have her a 4.2.  She is below average, but most of her problems are fixable.  Hair, % body fat and make up are all correctable easily.  She can't fix her cheekbones, but that's life.  She adds up to being a bit below the average 18-25 year old girl.

Versus all women in the 1st world, she is still a bit below average.  Most women aren't as chubby as her and a good portion take better care over the easy stuff like hair and makeup.  Plus she doesn't have good enough bone structure to be in the top half.  4.75.

After applying the proper weighting system, this young lady is a 4.1.  Below average but not awfully ugly.  Case Closed.