Honest and Accurate Female Rating Methodology
 

How do my ratings work and why should you trust them?  Without revealing all the math behind my formula, I rate you from 1-10 relative to many factors. 

• Relative to your surroundings.  A plain girl in Miami is not going to compare as well as she would if she were in, say, Idaho.  Obviously, this HAS to factor into any rating system to give people an objective rating.  I weigh this rating moderately.
• Relative to the whole world.  This is your rating relative to every first world woman on the planet.  It would unfair to compare you to a 3rd worlder who doesn't have the medical or dental care you have.  Other than that exception its universal.  I weigh this heavily.
• Relative to me.  Any objective rating has to factor in the judge's biases.  Obviously, Brad Pitt is going to rate a normal girl lower than I would since he is who he is.  In this metric, I put myself at a 5 and rate where you fall relative to that.  I weigh this category lightly.

About scoring.  You'll notice that I will probably never give out a 10.  That's right.  10 is not humanly possible.  Everyone has flaws.  Humans are... human.  10 is the abstract notion of beauty, not an actual achievable score.  9.9 is definitely possible, but there are only a few of them on the entire planet, if any at all.  Below is a breakdown of what each score represents.

1 - You are hideous.  You have to be immobile from obesity, missing and eye or be in an advanced state of zombification to get a 1.  Multiple serious flaws, in addition to being awfully ugly.

2 - A single serious flaw, in addition to being awfully ugly.  A missing limb on a super model can be looked passed.  A missing limb on Zorba the Hutt can not be.

3 - Awfully ugly.  Probably you have several minor flaws, like bad teeth or elf ears.

4 - Below average.  You have a minor flaw that keeps you from being considered average.  This is usually a flaw that is surgically correctable.

5 - Average.  The overwhelming majority of women on the planet fall into this range.

6 - Above average.  You are good looking, and when done up you look even better.  This is the type of girl who looks good normally, but when you see her in a club she looks downright stunning.

7 - Hot.  Not model quality, usually due to a less than model face, but you have no immediately obvious bodily flaws.  A good celebrity example of a 7 would be Sarah Michelle Gellar or Jennifer Aniston.  You would be one of the best looking girls in your high school.

8 - Stunning.  You could easily make a good living based entirely off of your looks.  You are probably not going to be a super model, but your looks alone are enough to either land you a trophy husband, or even a lucrative career as model if you wanted to pursue that.

9 - Speechless.  A woman who is 9+ could easily become rich off of no talent besides her looks, and she could be world famous if she does have talent.  A Victoria's Angel would probably fall into this category, generally.

10 - The abstract Aristotelian notion of feminine beauty.  No woman on the Earth is a perfect 10.

You will notice, hopefully, the the top end does not seem very achievable.  It shouldn't be.  Too many guys are telling 6's that they are 9's in order to butter them up.  This is about debunking that.  My ratings form a definite bell curve, but weighted extremely heavily towards the middle.