"Jamie"
 

Jamie is ugly, make no mistake.  A 5.5 would indicate she is above average, and that blatantly untrue.  HoN fails again.

I'll be concise with her obvious flaws: hair, freckles, lips, eyes, and general trashiness.  Moustache.

Vs the world: She is below the average of a first world woman, I'd give her a 3.25 here.

Vs her demographic: I can't exactly say how old she is, but no matter what demographic she is in, it doesn't help.  If she is young she is horrible.  If she is old she is a mess.

Vs me:  She is much worse looking than me.  She isn't even within drunken hook up range of me.  In fact, if she suggested it, I would punch her and say, "sorry I don't hook up with creatures from Greek mythology."

Final score: 3.11