"Amber"
 

Poor Amber.  She is a good looking girl.  Very attractive, and I would be quite happy to date her more than once, assuming she can hold her side of a conversation.  Unfortunately, she is not a 9.8.  Not even close.  There is no way she is anywhere close to within the top 2% of girls on the planet, if that is how you measure, which I don't.  She is attractive, but she has her flaws.

Her face is slightly too wide.  Her nose is slightly too big.  Those are not huge flaws, but huge enough to ruin a modeling career.  She has good teeth though.  Moving on to her body, she appears to have good skin, but then again, this picture is over exposed which can hide skin flaws.  I give her the benefit of the doubt.  She doesn't appear to have a very big chest, not a major drawback, but you can bet any girl who is a 9.8 is going to have a good rack.

I'm sure I'll get email with people saying, "OMG dood teh chix0r is hawt ur gay."  Remember, she is hot, but she isn't a 9.8.  In her case, this is a reality check more than a bashing. 

Vs the world: She is significantly better looking than most first world women.

Vs her demographic: She is definitely in the top half of her age group for sure.  She won't silence a room when she walks in, but she will be one of the hotter girls at the party.

Vs me:  She is much better looking than I am, relatively.

Final score: 6.62.  (If you think this score is low, I urge you to go read the description of a '7' again on my ratings page.  I am inclined to think I'm being too generous here.)