"Alice"
 

Are you kidding me?  Is there anyone that can look at that picture and say that an 8.5 is the correct score?  Does anyone have any faith in HoN's ratings still?  I'll keep this short.

Her flaws: a very plain face.  You just know she will continue to get fat, and to be blunt, she has the face of a bus driver or school cafeteria worker.  Yes, I hear you, she has big boobs.  But she also has a belly.  The boobs will stay the same size for the rest of her life, but the belly will continue to grow, and once she turns 23 there will be an amazing race, namely, her boobs versus her jowls, first one to the ground wins!  Lastly, I would lose my female critiquing license if I failed to mention the color difference between her knees and the rest of her skin.  That's gross and unacceptable.

Vs the world: she is slightly below average.  Her body is slightly above average and her face is a bit more below average.  Balances out to be a smidge under average.

Vs her demographic.  She has a significantly below average face and a slightly below average body.

Vs me.  I have no problem saying I am a bit better looking than her, relatively speaking.

Final score: 4.62