Robin Williams

Why you annoy me:

• Your style of comedy is annoying.  Shouting non-sequitors in crazy voices isn’t funny now, nor has it ever been in the past.
• Your movies are horrible.  In your “comedic” roles you play the same crazy guy from your stand up act which isn’t funny.  In your serious roles, which are slightly less annoying, you are a decent actor until you have to act angry and then it gets unintentionally hilarious.
• In the movie Robots you play essentially the same character as in Aladdin, proof positive of what I said above.
• Whenever you are interviewed you try to be as hilarious as possible.  Instead of just answering the questions and making clever jokes you respond to Letterman asking you, “how have you been?” with a 5 minute non-sequitor monologue in crazy voices.  Shut up.
• You have an annoying amount of body hair.
• Mrs. Doubtfire was possibly the most horrifying film made in the 1990’s, Biodome excepted.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Your serious role in Good Will Hunting was OK, except for when you tried to act angry, which was horrible.
• Hollywood has given up letting you be the leading man in any non-animated film.  Thank God no more Mrs. Doubtfires will be perpetrated upon the unsuspecting public.
• You realize how hairy you are and thankfully you are self-conscious about it.

Three years later:  15 years ago you were the go to guy for Hollywood award shows when people wanted an unfunny goofball to do an awkward sketch or presentation.  Then Jim Carey came out and took all your work because he could make his ass talk.  How talented can you claim to be if a rubberfaced fartsmith puts you out of work.  However, Jim Carey is more concerned with his girlfriend's autistic kid and losing an unhealthy amount of weight than being funny.  This might lead to giving you work, except for Will Farrel whose act consists of pretending to be confused.  Another genius.  Plus you married your kids' baby sitter after you divorced your wife.  Classy.

Verdict:  More annoying.

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