Wide Receivers

Why you annoy me:

• You are all a bunch of loud mouth idiots.  Every star wide receiver thinks he is the end all be all of football.  In reality all you are obnoxious morons.
• Terrell Owens is probably certifiably insane.  I'm only an amateur psychologist and I can identify at least 3 severe personality faults that are the direct result of mental illness.
• Keyshawn Johnson: closet homosexual.
• If Randy Moss wasn't catching footballs, he would be sitting in a dark ally trying to score and/or sell a bag of crack rocks.
• Michael Irvin is an unrepentant powder/rock head.
• Surprising to some, Steve Largent is white.
• Jerry Rice dances with the stars.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Wideouts are pretty much the best all around athletes in football.
• Chad Johnson's endzone antics are hilarious.
• Even the worst wide receiver is less annoying than the average NBA superstar.  Terrell Owens wishes he could be as big a douche as Allen Iverson.

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