Sammy Sosa

Why you annoy me:

• You obviously used steroids; when McGwire got heat for using Andro you tried to come off looking like a good guy because you were clean.  Little did we know you were juicing.
• You have a bad work ethic.  The way you left the Cubs makes you seem like a whiny quitter.
• After you went to Japan you got into the habit of bowing after you hit homeruns and then when people found that rude you got surprised.
• Baltimore is a contender this year, though no thanks to you.  You are batting like .225 and have few homeruns.  They are winning in spite of you, not because of you.
• Everything you say to the media makes it seem like you are a victim.  Shut up.
• You corked your bat.  I guess after you inject yourself in the ass with a needle to hit homeruns, corking your bat is pretty tame.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• You are washed up.  We won’t have to hear your crap for much longer.
• You do give a lot back to your community in the Dominican.
• Your image is so tainted that it’s highly likely you won’t make it into the Hall of Fame.

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