Rappers

Why you annoy me:

•  Rap songs are basically just lists of shit rappers own now.  I can't remember the last rap song I heard on the radio that had any decent social commentary.

• Also, rapping about shit you own is retarded.  Half the time you rap about stuff any person with a job can afford.  Wow!  You have a Playstation 2!  No shit!  So do 100 million other people.

• The other half of the time you rap about shit you can't afford, like Bently's and yachts.  I'll go out on a limb and say that there are only a few rappers who are making that kind of money, and they are not the random guys in every song who rap some random verse. 

• Since when did pimping become this desirable thing to do?  Pimps are the scum of the Earth, the lowest form of street criminal.  Hardly a thing to idolize.

• You brag about being violent hardasses, but in reality most of you are literally homosexuals who grew up in the suburbs.  Look at Dr. Dre, in the early 80's he was a cross dresser.  Now he is a gangsta?  Please.

• Insane Clown Posse.  Need I go on?

• Will Smith.  Annoying.  I should probably do a whole page about him.  I will someday soon.

• Do you love the hood or hate the hood?  Make up your damn minds.  Personally, I would hate the hood if it were me.

• You bring out the absolute worst in white and middle aged teenaged guys: you make teenage boys act like idiots in need of an ass kicking and you make grown men act like doofuses in a pathetic attempt to act hip.

Possible mitigating factors:

• There are some decent rappers out there, you just won't hear them on the radio.
• Early 90's Miami style booty bass.  Did it ever get better than that?
• Macho Man Randy Savage made a rap album.  Imagine for a minute how bad it must be, and how funny it would be to listen to.  I imagine my reaction would be like when the Ark of the Covenant melted the nazis in Indiana Jones.  But I'd be laughing.

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