McDonald

Why you annoy me:

• You are a toady; you follow your cooler, more popular friends around hoping to increase your coolness by association.
• You think you are a ladies man, but really you just prey on young or gullible girls.
• You claimed to be a big drinker but 5 minutes later a shot of 151 came out of your nose and you were crying.
• You have almost certainly date raped at least one girl.
• When you were 21 you tried to pick up a 13 year old girl.
• You have almost no dignity.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• You are fairly intelligent.
• You are slowly growing your own identity, as separate from the identity you copied from your friends.
• You used moving far away to college as chance to have a fresh start, which is something many talk about but few do.
• You have somehow survived being beaten up by many people who find you far more annoying than even I do.

3 Years later:  You also fell off the map.  I haven't heard any stories about you murdering someone but I also haven't heard about you getting any kind of good job.  I don't know what's going on here.

Verdict: Less annoying pending further information.

Contact me.