Creepy McLurker (update 10-11-06)

Why you annoy me:

• Let me start by saying that I did not want to put you on this site.  You started making gay comments towards me in a pathetic attempt to earn your way onto this site.  Why you want to be on here and subject yourself to public ridicule, I have no idea.  However, what you said (the pathetic homo-erotic comments) did not earn your spot here.  The very idea of wanting to be on here and working towards that goal is super annoying.
• You are fucking creepy.  Girls can sense how creepy you are.  Every girl I know who you have met agrees that you are ridiculously creepy, to the point of being scary.
• I know for a fact that you tried to steal one of your friend's girlfriends away from him.  It failed, of course, since you are pathetic and horrible.
• You have made untoward advances towards at least two girls I know, using my name as your in.  Using my name to slime your way into contact with a girl makes me angry, as might be imagined.
• I am fairly certain that if you ever went on a date with a girl, you would be a date-rapist.  Fortunately, you are incapable of convincing a woman to be alone with you so that will never happen.
• I wouldn't put it past you to have molested one of your students.  Yes, that's right, this scumbag has a teaching job.
• Your brother is exactly like you.  What a terrible choice for a role model.  I don't know much about your dad, but with you two as his sons, he must be an asshole himself.  Unless of course he killed himself from shame, in that case I give him props.
• I find you morally revolting.  Granted, morality is relative, but goddamn you are a sick fuck.
• When the USA Today calls you an idiot, you probably are.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Eventually someone will kick your ass.  Just thinking about that day, since I probably won't be there to watch it, makes me happy.
• It's possible that you could reform yourself and live an honest life if you tried.
• You are less creepy looking than some people.

Contact me.