Bird

Why you annoy me:

• You openly admit to using guys who like you for whatever you want.
• Your scholarly writing is packed with colloquialisms.
• You can’t tell the difference between a sunny sky and a cloudy one.
• You casually mention things about my friends that I don’t want to know and would be deemed by most people to be highly insulting.
• You are annoyingly stubborn, even by normal female standards.

 Possible Mitigating Factors:

• You are well educated.
• You are helpful to people so long as they aren’t in your “slave” category.
• You are outspoken, which is a rare positive trait in a female.
• You do not have a wildly distorted view of yourself.
• You bear a resemblance to that one fraggle who was always compulsively washing his clothes.

3 Years later:  Looking back, some of the things I held against you I can no longer blame you for:  I don't think you use people more so than you take advantage of people who want to be used; while I still think your scholarly writing is poor, you are going to get a doctoral degree which is quite impressive; you are stubborn, but that's because you are used to be around people who can be bossed around.

Verdict:  Much less annoying.

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