N.V.O.

Why you annoy me:

• You are inhumanly smug.
• Your compliments make people feel worse for hearing them.
• You very poorly pretend to be interested in the lives of people you are talking with.
• You pretend to have an easy-going, apathetic attitude, but that’s only so you can make it seem like your successes in life were effortless.  All part of your being incredibly smug.
• You refuse to use AIM for some vague ideological reason.
• You have the most annoying website not found on Geocities.  It’s a perfect display of your pretend-apathetic lifestyle.
• You have a brother who is more smug and elitist than you, who still manages to be more fun to be around by a significant amount.
• You refuse to eat food anywhere except in your own house.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• You at least make an effort to hide your smugness, even if you fail at it
• You aren’t annoyingly political, which is rare in someone with your type of attitude.
• You genuinely try to have fun with the people around you.
• You will probably be a success in life.
• You parents are nice people.
• You seem to not be overly concerned with wealth or material possessions.

3 years later:  You fell off the face of the Earth.  Maybe you are more smug and more agoraphobic.  Maybe not.  The last thing I heard about you, true or not, was that you sell aluminum siding in southern california and you participate in community theater.

Verdict:  Less annoying pending further information.

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