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Yes, you probably annoy me.

J. Li

Why you annoy me:

  • You have the most annoying AIM profiles and away messages known to man.
  • You are obviously co-dependent.
  • You have wrecked, multiple times, a $25,000 car bought for you by your parents.
  • You are fake-nice to people.
  • Most of your friends look like models which is either a testament to your shallowness or their depth.  I have my opinion.
  • You tell all my friends how much you hate me but you have no problems asking me for favors when you need something from me.
  • You exaggerate how awesome your life is in order to make people be envious of you.

 Possible mitigating factors:

  • You are a faithful girlfriend it appears.
  • You have a sister who, while nicer to people than you, is infinitely more shallow which reflects well on you by comparison.
  • You are a hard-worker and an intelligent person.  This probably explains your stuck-up attitude, but nonetheless is a positive trait.
  • Apparently a big proponent of KYJ.

3 years later:  You are now the holder of a doctoral degree, something I hold in high esteem.  That is huge in your favor.  On the other hand you live an outlandish lifestyle of near constant vacations and expensive purchases.  Either you are living off your parents or off credit cards.  Or some third option I haven't considered, but that is neither here nor there.  You just started working for a living, so maybe you will develop frugality, but I know where I would put my money in that bet.

Verdict:  Less annoying.


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