From: Scott Keatley [skeatley@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 5:55 PM
To: danielschmitz@gmail.com

Daniel:

I enjoy your page very much and I understand that you post things as truth to how you know it. And as I do respect your right to post anything that you deem important on this site I would ask that that you remove one line from the page about me.

“I wouldn't put it past you to have molested one of your students. “

This statement is simply untrue and hurts me very much to read. I understand the point of this site is humor but this statement is not funny in the least. I work very hard to maintain proper relations with my student, regardless of the closeness in age. I never have, nor ever will, molest one of my students. I respectfully ask that you remove this line.

In addition, my brother has to be your number one fan and he is not exactly like me. He has twice the drive, integrity, and intelligence that I could ever hope to have. He is simply a fan that wanted you to critique the idea of Mormonism, of which he belongs.

Finally, I have no desire to be on your site in any capacity. Those messages were not sent by me; however, I do not expect you to believe that. So, do as you will with your site and this email. I wish you a good day.

Thank you

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I will not be removing that line for the following reasons:

You have shown a tendency to pull very shady maneuvers with girls. Things so outrageously unacceptable that I can place no limit on your future potential of creepiness.
You have shown remarkable lapses in judgment in the past in work related situations, only a fool would presume to think it's out of the question to repeat that.
As strongly as you profess to act in a professional manner, I remain unconvinced.

With those factors together, I cannot admit that my statement was over the line. I'm not saying you did it, I'm not saying you will do it. What I am saying is that if you ended up doing it, I wouldn't be surprised at all. And that is the truth.

As far as your brother is concerned, he may very well be a more intelligent and motivated person than you but that is inconsequential to his behavior which, from what I understand, is pretty sketchy. I'm glad he enjoys this site, but you know what would please me even more? If he distanced his behavior from yours as far as possible.

You're right about you wanting to be on the site: I don't believe that. Far too often have you (or members of your family) been involved in sending compromising instant messages and emails. Each time innocence is claimed. Well call me a skeptic, but that senario happens all too often to you for it to be a coincidence. I'm guessing you got more than you bargained for and now you regret it.

Hell, look at the second to last line. "So, do as you will with... this email." You're an attention whore plain and simple.

I hope you have a good day, too. Some parting advice: don't slip any date rape drugs in a girl's drink anytime soon.

But don't take my word for it... if anyone out there in my readership has a corroborating story about this guy and his brother, feel free to write in and I'll post them here. Let the public decide.