yeah ok so you guys are super cool right? why don't you kids get some fucking brains cause wait who were the losers in fucking high school? god damn. If you knew better thats not greasy hair, it's called wet you fucking douche bags. Oh man where do I start? Those cds in my pics... yeah I definately didn't steal them. Why in the world would I do that? I'm perfectly well off on money and don't have to worry about that bullshit. I buy about 20 cds a week and thats how I build up my cd collection. I get more fucking girls than you guys would ever get in your fucking life. Just because you were raised by mommy and daddy's money doesn't mean bullshit. Who's your sister? And I don't fucking hit on 16 year old girls. I don't stoop down to your level. And the reason for going to so many different schools is because I'm trying to have fun and not be concerned with the bullshit world that you guys have already set for you. I don't care about going out and getting a degree and starting the rest of my life. I'm enjoying my time and you know if you want to start the fucking decent of your life go ahead and do it, but don't pry it onto other people. Abercrombie is not a full time job and I'm not fucking "punk rawk". It's just a job and hell yes I'm proud of it. You couldn't get a fucking job there and that makes me happy. I get to work with some of the hottest girls around and spend time with them. What do you do? Say to the girls at the work place "oh look I got a fucking degree, let's go fuck"..... FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR SECRETARYS! You guys are fucking tards and will never get any true enjoyment out of life. It's quite sad isn't it? So here's a HARDY FUCK YOU!!

Garrett

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Wow, another dandy of an email, no pun intended!  Again, allow me to reiterate that everything I say on my website is 100% true as I know it.  If I have a fact wrong, I will be more than happy to correct it.  However, I will not stand for being called a liar when I am telling the absolute truth.  Also, even though you aren't intelligent enough to use paragraphs or capitalization, I'll use bullet points for your benefit in my response.  With that out of the way, let's get started...

1.  Super cool?  I would never self-apply that adjective.  I am confident in who and what I am, as well as who and what my friends are.

2.  We were the losers in high school?  So, Garrett, how much play did you get in high school with your rad 1993 era skater hair cut where the left side of your head was shaved and the right side was grown out?  That's what I thought: none.  You were an out of shape, diabetic skater wannabe dork, despite whatever you purport to be now.  Let's not distort reality here: You were a loser then, and a very fake loser now.  Personal insults don't bother me so much, but I feel obligated to defend my friends at least from unwarranted attacks.  My friends all were not only intelligent people but also successful with women, more successful than you, at any rate.

3.  Your hair is wet not greasy, huh?  Well I certainly didn't think it was dry when I said it was greasy.  Even if your hair is simply wet with water, which I don't concede just yet, it begs the question: why did you choose to make every picture you take of yourself with wet hair?  You obviously think it makes you look better, which is laughable, because it only made you look greasy.  At very least, rethink your strategy.

4.  OK, here is where I cut the BS.  You did steal many of those CDs.  I know for a fact you were stealing for a long time from the music shop.  I know for an absolute fact that you were busted for it.  Far from relying on a single source, I've confirmed it with other co-workers of yours.  So basically, you are a thief and a liar.

5.  You buy 20 albums a week?  With a part time job?  A cheap estimate puts that at $250 a week.  How you possibly manage to pay rent with a PART TIME RETAIL MALL JOB and spend $200+ a week on music isn't logical and completely corroborates my assertion you stole many of them.

6.  You get more girls in a week than I will in my whole life?  For starters, I don't recall entering a girl getting contest with you, but that is really neither here nor there.  Seems odd that such a ladies man as you claim to be is "depressed" and wants "therapy" after you got dumped by a girl who you dated for THREE DAYS. 

7.  I was raised by mommy and daddy's money?  You obviously don't know who you are talking about.  My mom is a waitress and my dad is a commercial artist.  I come from a lower middle class background.  While my parents helped me as much as they could, everything I've achieved in my life has been through talent and effort.  Have any more generalizations you want to throw out, douche bag?

8.  Upon further investigation, you didn't hit on a 16 year old girl when you were 20.  I stand corrected.  No, Garrett here hit on 14 year old girls when he was 19!  I reconfirmed this information this afternoon and have requested an email from the young lady involved detailing the situation you scumbag.  I will be posting it here when I get it. 

9.  " And the reason for going to so many different schools is because I'm trying to have fun and not be concerned with the bullshit world that you guys have already set for you."

Translation: I am a major fuck up who failed out of two schools because I have no life goals.  FYI, I had more than my share of fun in college AND was academically successful.  You can do both, you just prefer to make excuses for your failures.  Rationalize it however you want, but you are a miserable failure and always will be.

10.  I know, I made a mistake when I said you were "punk rawk."  You are definitely as emo as they come.  This is proven by the fact when you got busted for stealing those CDs you cried about it like a girl.  Crying is very emo.  Why don't you write a poem about that?  You can call it, "Crying in the Back Seat of My Mom's Car After I Got Caught Stealing a Cranberries CD."  EMO!!

11.  You are proud of a of job at Abercrombie?  Very sad that you get a perverse satisfaction from working a $6.15 an hour job folding shirts.  Why couldn't I get a job there?  I dress trendy enough, I own Abercrombie clothes, heck I actually know plenty of people that work at Abercrombie that would vouch for me.  Since I have a college degree and business management experience I have no doubt I could easily get into their management program.  But the better question is: why would I want to work there?  Unlike you, when I turned 18 I stopped thinking that working at one particular store in the mall gave you some status that other stores' employees lack.  Grow up.

12.  Just so you know, I am quite sure that I've gotten true enjoyment out of my life.  I question whether in the long run you will think the same about yours.  You have built up a fake persona, and built a fake shell of self-esteem around it.  What happens when your rationalizations collapse and you are forced to make an honest self-evalutation?  I do pity you.

So in summation, everything I said was true and stands, only compounded further by your idiocy in even sending me this message.  Believe me, you were better off ignoring me.