My Local Wendy's

Why you annoy me:

• Your store is dirty.  Almost as bad as the average Subway restaurant.
• You wouldn’t let me substitute a salad for fries, as was/is my common practice at Wendy’s.  You said “it’s impossible with the computers.”  Suddenly, 6 months later it becomes a national franchise sales pitch to allow people to substitute.  Sure enough, you have not upgraded your computers.  Basically, fuck you.
• 6 months ago you had both Jr. Bacon cheeseburgers AND double stacks on the $.99 menu.  Now both of those cost $1.29.  That’s a bunch of crap.  All you are trying to do is get people to stop ordering their whole meal off the dollar menu by removing the staple items.
• I haven’t been in the bathroom, but I can imagine.
• Even after your mega-rad sales idea of allowing people to substitute things for the fries, you wouldn’t let me substitute a Frosty for the fries.  They are both on the dollar menu and they both cost the same.  Your commercial said, "substitute anything on the dollar menu for your fries."  Did I miss some hidden fine print there?  You have a pattern of not doing what I want for illogical reasons; that is highly annoying to me.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• You food doesn’t taste any worse than any other Wendy’s.
• Even neutered, your dollar menu is still far superior to McDonald’s or Burger King’s.
• You are the closest place to eat from my house.
• I’ve never seen a kid in there when I’m there.  The “adults only” policy allows me to curse up a storm and act wild.  I wish more fast food places had that.
• Like most white girls with bad boyfriends, I still keep coming back to you for some unknown reason.