JC Penny's

Why you annoy me:

• You are probably the shittiest clothing store anchored to bad malls around the country.

• Your clothes are so bad that it seems like your buyers intentionally went out to find the ugliest and cheapest looking shit they could find.

• Who shops here?  I think it is exclusively poor people.  However, it isn’t like your stuff is even that cheap.  Those poor people should be at the Good Will or something, buying JC Penny crap isn’t helping them out at all.

• Back to your buyers, Target proved you can buy nice looking things and sell them for cheap.  The fact that you stubbornly cling to horrible things makes me think that you must be intentionally buying ugly stuff.  No one is EVER going to wear Union Bay jeans voluntarily.

• Your stores are dirty.  Compared to a Macy’s or heck, a Dillard’s, your store looks like a hellhole.

• I get the feeling that if a Zombie movie was ever to become real, the infection would begin in a JC Penny fitting room.

Possible mitigating factors:

• None.  JC Penny is irredeemably bad and there is nothing that makes it even the least bit acceptable.

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