ESPN

Why you annoy me:

• Sportscenter has sucked for a while now.  Sorry, but Scott Van Pelt is no Craig Kilborne.  It’s the same clichéd crap over and over again.  The only reason it hasn’t been put to pasture yet is nothing better has come along.
• You foolishly thought buying the rights to show NHL games would be huge for you.  Idiots.  Do you have any money laying around I can have since you are apparently throwing it away?
• Did someone say, “OMG I CANT GET ENOUGH POKER”?  Because it’s not true.  Annoying.
• Your website is awful.  It is nothing but premium content, flash advertisements and pop up ads.  I thought you were owned by a Fortune 100 company, but foolish me, I guess you can’t afford to run a website without annoying ads.
• You cover figure skating.  So weak.  Why not cover more skateboarding, snow boarding, surfing, etc.?  Anything but figure skating, please.
• Why do you still employ Stuart Scott?  The man has the worst lazy eye ever. BOOYOW!
• Your entire NFL Gameday crew is awful.  To be fair, every channel’s NFL pre-game crew is awful, but that doesn’t excuse ESPN. 
• Chris Berman 25 years later: still a fat idiot.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• Besides the too-stoked announcers, the X-games coverage is pretty good.  Now expand on that. 
• ESPN college football pre-game is hands down the best in the business.  By far the best show on ESPN.
• ESPN hasn’t been fully corrupted by Disney and ABC.
• You are better now after 25 years than Comedy Central will be 25 years after their launch.
• We should all drop to our knees and thank God Himself that you don’t cover Dart tournaments.  That would make poker look like an Olympic decathalon.