Delta Airlines

Why you annoy me:

• You charge 3 times as much as Southwest for the same service and you still manage to lose money while they profit.
• Your missing luggage policy is “Pretend Our Customers Don’t Exist.”
• Your stock is near worthless.
• Your bad business practices will be paid for by tax payer bail-outs.
• You still operate planes with none-jet propeller engines.
• Your in-flight snack service offers inferior quality snack food.
• Your flight attendants are uglier than your competitors.
• Your electronic check-in counters at the airports are incredibly annoying to use.
• You annoyingly wouldn’t let me use frequent flyer miles to upgrade to first class.

Possible mitigating factors:

• You claim to be lowering your prices.  If it is the truth that could be good.
• You fly to more places than your profitable competitors.
• You didn’t hassle me about checking my large skimboard bag.
• Your executives haven’t been caught trying to loot the company before bankruptcy.