Albertson's

Why you annoy me:

• Your stores are dirty.  Your executives, for all their business training, have failed to realize the secret of Publix’ success: a wet mop.  Clean your damned floors.
• You aren’t any cheaper than Publix, yet significantly dirtier and have a smaller selection.
• Your deli.  Enough said.
• Right after I paid for my groceries the bag split and a gallon of milk fell out and busted on the floor.  Rather than giving me new milk, since your defective bag was to blame, you made me buy a new one.
• You rent movies in your store.  The selection is horrible and the very fact you do it is pathetic.
• Your coin-star machines take a higher % than other places’ coin-stars.
• If you didn’t accept food stamps you wouldn’t be in business.

 Possible mitigating factors:

• You have decent sales on meat.  If someone wants to risk buying meat in your dirty ass store, the meat is a good deal.
• If you are a big fan of VHS movies made before 1993, Albertson’s video rentals are for you.
• You keep Winn Dixie from hitting rock bottom.
• You have a liquor store with good prices, Publix doesn’t; that is good.

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