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Most Annoying Technology of 2007


This was another absolute no brainer.  The Nintendo Wii has gone from joke, to desireable, back to joke in the span of 14 months.  Why?  The insanely engineered "supply issue" for starters.  The demand is not that high.  In the past year Nintendo, if they wanted to, could have flooded the shelves with these things but they haven't because they want to keep the perceived scarcity since that makes people want it more.

Secondly, there are no fun games.  Like every Nintendo system, buying one seems like a great idea when it comes out, yet two years later it has a layer of dust on it because Nintendo hasn't got any worthwhile third party support.  I'd rather pluck my eyes out than play Mario Galaxy.  Metroid doesn't count as a real first person shooter.  Zelda... gay elf.  No Forza, no Crysis, no Madden (worth playing), no Halo 3.  Who the fuck wants to play these worthless Nintendo games?  If someone says "Well Wii Sports is fun," I would reply, "Tell me how fun it is 14 months later when its still the only game you own because the rest of them are total shit."

No other technology came close to having such a high desirability to usefulness ratio as the Nintendo Wii in 2007.  Thus, the decision was clear.

 

Runner Up:  Amazon Kindle

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